This is a true story. I went to check out Hisense Arena today for the Jelena Jankovic/Shuai Peng match. Since it was around noon, I tolerated the strong smell of cheese lofting around the area, thinking someone had packed a few English Cheddar sandwiches for lunch. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the case. A pair of manicured toes were resting on the seat next to me, property of the woman seated one row behind. Feet in my peripheral vision, as well as children under six, should not appear at a tennis match. Check your space.