Category Archives: Australian Open

A Nelly Olson Australian Open

              I’m still thinking about the Australian Open. While exciting at times, was there really much that we haven’t seen before? In fact, it felt a little bit of a tournament Nellie Olson would … Continue reading

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Petra Kvitova Is Sleeping With The Enemy

I don’t need to write anything. Decide for yourself. Right around the 35 second mark. And here is Petra:

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Tsonga Cuts Footloose

In an unusual act of cross-the-aisle solidarity, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga has decided to retire his trademark post-match spinning, hopping, gesticulating victory dance. Tsonga told reporters after his first round, four-set win over Denis Istomin in Melbourne, that upon hearing of Andrea … Continue reading

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Austrlian Open Women’s Draw Breakdown – Golden Globe Edition

Since the Golden Globes and opening day of the Australian Open are both happening tonight, why not compare the women’s draw to some of the best movie nominations for the Golden Globes? By now you’ve read or thought about almost … Continue reading

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Hater!

                Don’t Hate the Playa Hate the Game To her credit, I think Margaret Court understands not hating the playa and hating the game. That’s why she told Martina Navratilova that God loves … Continue reading

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The Curse of the Australian Open Hangover

Andy Murray is two-for-two. He has reached two consecutive Australian Open finals, got trounced in each, and lost his game in the aftermath. Murray’s poor performances have been attributed to a hollow constitution; his ensuing malaises hardly refute the diagnosis. … Continue reading

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Even Drunk People Know Caroline Wozniacki

Need proof Melbourne is the best slam city? Last night I went to Federation Square to catch the Federer/Djokovic semifinal. I just now realized I watched Fed at Fed Square. Anyhow, that white light is the match and there were … Continue reading

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