Category Archives: Bogus News

Tsonga Cuts Footloose

In an unusual act of cross-the-aisle solidarity, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga has decided to retire his trademark post-match spinning, hopping, gesticulating victory dance. Tsonga told reporters after his first round, four-set win over Denis Istomin in Melbourne, that upon hearing of Andrea … Continue reading

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2012 Crystal Ball

Novak Djokovic will keep his game, but change his hair. History tells us when players reach No. 1 they become more fashion conscious. Federer dropped the ponytail and beaded necklace; Nadal covered his biceps and exposed his knees. All image … Continue reading

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Rafael Nadal. Masters Champ?

It was an historic day at Augusta National as former French Open champion, Rafael Nadal, became the first Grand Slam winner ever to tee it up at the Masters. After calling it a career two years ago due to a … Continue reading

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Nadal’s Foot Speaks Out

Let’s get this straight: I’m not broken, fractured, or even overly calloused. I’m stressed. Period. I don’t need a walking boot, I need a shrink. When Rafa says he wants to relax and put his feet on the couch, take … Continue reading

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Roddick Refuses to “Just Go With It”

“I don’t do chick flicks.” So proclaimed Andy Roddick fresh off winning his 30th career singles title in Memphis on Sunday. Roddick was responding to a press conference question asking for his opinion of the movie “Just Go With It” … Continue reading

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