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Austrlian Open Women’s Draw Breakdown – Golden Globe Edition

Since the Golden Globes and opening day of the Australian Open are both happening tonight, why not compare the women’s draw to some of the best movie nominations for the Golden Globes? By now you’ve read or thought about almost … Continue reading

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Backhands and Compliments – WTA Edition

                        If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it? Do you ever imagine yourself a fly on a wall in the Sister Compound? I do. I … Continue reading

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Who Is Really Winning at the French Open? Women’s Draw

We’re at the quarterfinal stage already? That means only a few more days to discuss the absence of the Sisters, Henin’s retirement, injuries, legitimate number ones, Maria’s slam, and the wide open draw. What else is there to talk about … Continue reading

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Another Boring Breakdown of the Women’s French Open Draw

The Williamsssseesss aren’t playing this year. Either is Justine Henin. Or Jennifer Capriati or Monica Seles or Steffi Graf. Or Andrea Temesvari. It makes me wonder, if a player holds the trophy and no champions are playing, does it even … Continue reading

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Clijsters vs. Ivanovic – Want To Know What Happened?

It just seemed so celebratory at first. After rain and a backlog of matches, the Sony Ericsson decided to pluck Kim Clijsters and Ana Ivanovic from the main stage and instead put them on Court 2. Delighted fans cheered at … Continue reading

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Kim Clijsters is a Terrible Mother!!

Kim Clijsters announced yesterday at the Sony Ericsson Open that due to fears of radiation, she will never feed daughter Jada any Hot Pockets, Jimmy Dean breakfast d-lights, easy mac & cheese cups, one minute hot dogs, or pop secret … Continue reading

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The Tennis Oracle

Yoda and Aughra (the one-eyed creature from the movie The Dark Crystal) might not automatically pop up in your head when watching tennis. They pop up in mine. I thought about Yoda and Aughra after watching Andrea Petkovic lose to … Continue reading

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