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Bizarro Indian Wells

12 things that probably won’t be overheard at Indian Wells 1. Hi, Serena. So good to see you again. 2. Everyone here is so young and energized. This tournament really has a similar vibe to Miami. 3. I saw Federer … Continue reading

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Maria Sharapova Twitter Feed Found

              Until Maria Sharapova completed her grand slam resume last Saturday by winning Roland Garros, the biggest news about her was another title missing from her collection: Twitter handle. Sharapova just couldn’t understand how … Continue reading

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Serena’s Mad Rhymes

“I aint ever been a loser and I’m always on top – roofer.” We may have just lost MCA, but Serena is here to widen the void.

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Hater!

                Don’t Hate the Playa Hate the Game To her credit, I think Margaret Court understands not hating the playa and hating the game. That’s why she told Martina Navratilova that God loves … Continue reading

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2012 Crystal Ball

Novak Djokovic will keep his game, but change his hair. History tells us when players reach No. 1 they become more fashion conscious. Federer dropped the ponytail and beaded necklace; Nadal covered his biceps and exposed his knees. All image … Continue reading

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The US Open Women’s Final: Diana Ross Said it Best

Martina Hingis would probably disapprove. Martina Navratilova is living a dream. Serena had the tougher road to the final and made it look easy. Stosur had a clear path to the final and made it look complicated. Let’s hope they’re … Continue reading

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US Open Preview – WTA Edition

            Best Quarter for Straight Women If you’re a straight woman angry your ticket doesn’t get you close to Rafa or Roger…or Thomaz Bellucci, no problem. Let’s get the cattiness out of the way first. … Continue reading

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