Tag Archives: Victoria Azarenka

Bizarro Indian Wells

12 things that probably won’t be overheard at Indian Wells 1. Hi, Serena. So good to see you again. 2. Everyone here is so young and energized. This tournament really has a similar vibe to Miami. 3. I saw Federer … Continue reading

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A Nelly Olson Australian Open

              I’m still thinking about the Australian Open. While exciting at times, was there really much that we haven’t seen before? In fact, it felt a little bit of a tournament Nellie Olson would … Continue reading

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Austrlian Open Women’s Draw Breakdown – Golden Globe Edition

Since the Golden Globes and opening day of the Australian Open are both happening tonight, why not compare the women’s draw to some of the best movie nominations for the Golden Globes? By now you’ve read or thought about almost … Continue reading

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US Open Preview – WTA Edition

            Best Quarter for Straight Women If you’re a straight woman angry your ticket doesn’t get you close to Rafa or Roger…or Thomaz Bellucci, no problem. Let’s get the cattiness out of the way first. … Continue reading

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Backhands and Compliments – WTA Edition

              Girl, Where You At? I’m pitching that for the new WTA slogan. Since Petra Kvitova took home the Wimbledon title, exactly where have the women been playing? I’ve heard of “B” leagues but … Continue reading

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Wimbledon: Women’s Semifinal Preview

If women’s tennis were a relay race, the baton would have been dropped before crossing the finish line. The rhythm on the wta is reminiscent of a Russian’s serve. Or, Ana Ivanovic’s. And yet here we are at Wimbledon with … Continue reading

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Another Boring Breakdown of the Women’s French Open Draw

The Williamsssseesss aren’t playing this year. Either is Justine Henin. Or Jennifer Capriati or Monica Seles or Steffi Graf. Or Andrea Temesvari. It makes me wonder, if a player holds the trophy and no champions are playing, does it even … Continue reading

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